THE Yawn

Have you ever dialed someone up on the phone and, while waiting for them pick up, yawned an atomic yawn? You sit there, listening to the phone ring, tone upon tone, hoping they don't answer quite yet, because if they did you wouldn't be able to say a word. The yawn is too powerful and cannot be cut short. Imagine what would happen if they picked up: silence, or even worse the sound of you, slowly sucking all of the air out of the room in one giant, prolonged gasp, fallowed by the sudden rush as your lungs spill over, playing out like creepy heavy breathing. "Hello? Who's there? I can hear you. I can hear you breathing! Who is this?!" and then "Click." Leaving you only to hope that they never find out it was you.