Thursday, September 14, 2006

With Age Comes Wisdome

A week has past since my birthday and i would like to think that with the passing of time I have gown in wisdome and experience. So here are the Top 10 things I have learned in my 24th year of existence thus far:

10. I have really great friends.
9. Determinism and Indeterminism are equally incompatible with most people’s concept of freewill.
8. Just because your Mac is PC compatible doesn’t mean people’s PCs are Mac compatible.
7. I don’t like it when OTHER people talk during movies.
6. Its easy to choose between church and football when your team sucks as bad as the Packers.
5. When you jog in the rain your sweat gets washed into your eyes and it hurts.
4. The word poo is always funny.
3. If you are going to be teaching Sunday School don’t throw a party saturday night.
2. If it seems like your puppy is being really quiet... too quiet... its probably because he’s eating your ipod headphones.
1. When someone is golfing, give them their space.

2 comments:

Matt Hughes said...

It's true. When you can't hear your dog causing mischief, that's when he's doing some real damage.

Beckers said...

Ryan, i'm glad i could be a part of the learning experience.
your golfing greenhorn (not guru).